Published: 17:00, 9 February 2026 | Updated: 17:00, 9 February 2026

Fifty-six days ago even the greatest spin doctor could not come to Manchester United’s aid.

You see, that day Bruno Fernandes, the captain of Manchester United, the heartbeat of the team, the man who organises team-bonding dinners, who helps the academy players, who is first to stick his hand up for charity endeavours, claimed the higher-ups at United were ready to wave him off amid interest from Saudi Arabia.

‘I would have won many trophies this season, but I decided not to go, not only for family reasons but because I genuinely love the club,’ Fernandes told Portugal’s Canal 11. ‘The club wanted me to leave. I told the directors that, I think, they didn't have the courage to make that decision because the manager wanted me.’

Now we’re here, Manchester United three points off third place after four wins in a row and Fernandes at 200 Premier League goal contributions (104 goals, 96 assists) while also leading the league this season in assists (12), chances created (74), big chances created (17)...