The absolute nuclear dumpster fire that is Tottenham Hotspur this season is funnier to watch than a YouTube compilation of Women's Super League goalkeeping gaffes.

But it's also starting to properly wind me up. How on earth can an institution dripping with wealth, state-of-the-art gloss and an artisan cheese room end up in a mess this embarrassing?

They're bungling themselves into oblivion through sheer force of industrial-scale incompetence and a revolving-door leadership policy that makes the Tories look like a model of stability.

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Tottenham are just a point above the relegation zone(Image: Getty Images)

I'm not saying they were wrong to sack Igor Tudor. They weren't. He was the managerial equivalent of a cat throwing up on a duvet cover. But hiring him in the first place was the sort of brain-dead misjudgement that even Robert Sanchez wouldn't make.

Now, they've handed a five-year contract to Roberto De Zerbi – a man who spends less time in jobs than...