Right, we're back in the land of the damned. The shark-infested Premier League. Where Newcastle United, away from the comfort of their homeland, are about as powerful as a deflated balloon.

Apprehension returns and there is no longer a hiding place. All the platitudes United have lapped up for the progress they have made no longer apply. They have to be earned again. It leaves Newcastle under stress and under the microscope.

Away to Brentford is suddenly a tense and crucial fixture. A day of destiny, good or bad. It is no exaggeration. West Ham ramped up the pressure - a dreadful defeat and dreadful performance against a rock bottom side. It's now five PL fixtures outside of St James' Park this season without a solitary single win.

And virtually every game threw up a chance . . . Aston Villa were lower than a snake's belly early doors, Leeds were uncertain of the PL having just returned, West Ham were woeful before we arrived bearing gifts. Bournemouth...